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Extended Clip: “GI Joe: Rise of Cobra”

June 2, 2009

Crap. It’s gonna suck. Want proof? Listen to the meathead on the left when he says “You get the warhead; I’ll get the kill switch.” That’s just…is that a line?

Oh, and they fit in the “Real American Heroes” line, and we’re betting it’ll sound even worse in-context. New rule: If you’re going to shove a bunch of expected lines into a film [we’re looking at you, “Terminator Salvation”], pay attention to how they did it in “Star Trek”. They’re the only ones so far this summer who have sold their various catchphrases.

[Sean’s note: Dear god, how I hate the song at the end of this clip.]

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